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    Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
    7:47 pm
    Reasons to be annoyed: Part one
    Harry Potter fans.

    OK, yes, four years ago when Harry Potter was a bit new and a bit different, fair enough. Wank over it as much as you want. BUT NOW YOU'RE TWENTY AND YOU STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON ALAN RICKMAN AND YOU'RE STILL WETTING YOURSELF OVER THE THOUGHT OF A 3,000,000 PAGE CHILDREN'S BOOK.

    That's right, a children's book.

    And frankly, no-one cares which 'house' you'd be in if you were a wizard, or which character would be your best mate if you were at Hogwarts, or how OMG!!! HARRY N DRACO R LIEK SOOOOO DOING IT!!!!11!!1!!1!!?!?, just get a life ok, and for fuck's sake stop doing quizzes on Quizilla.

    /rant.

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Current Music: Blur - Dan Abnormal
    6:01 am
    Am dying.
    Actually dying.
    Eye is doing funny little spasms, still have about 1000 words to write and oh goddamn it I don't care any more about anything, not American Beauty, not Some Like It Hot, not feminist film theory and especially not about this fucking essay.
    I'm an idiot this is seriously the last time I will ever think "Hmm... three days to do two 3000 word essays? Simple" Because it's not simple.
    IT'S FUCKING HARD.


    Also, how can I have heartburn when I haven't eaten?!?

    Current Mood: I feel sick.
    Current Music: Tiger Tunes - Angry Kids of the World Unite
    Monday, April 24th, 2006
    8:42 pm
    Bwahaha
    My friend sent me this:

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    A llama. Who looks like he should be in Panic! At The Disco.

    ETA: Computers hate me.
    7:22 am
    I look like a big fat emo!!!!

    ANYWAY.

    I've written a paragraph.. Go Team Laura!
    Ah I love days like this, so fucked up as to be almost perfect.
    5:52 am
    Erk.
    SO. Instead of getting essay done, went to pub. Drank three cans of Red Bull in stupidly short amount of time. Became some kind of pool prodigy. Went home pissed off and slightly worried about state of essay.
    Sat up till now, and kept Sarah up and felt bad. Found sexy hat I want. Decided the Hot Topic website makes me sick. Wrote 2000 words of essay and ran out of things to say. Tried to plan 800 word conclusion. Drank lots of Cherry coke. Smoked quite a bit. Stared at pictures of boys-with-mashed-potato.

    Failed sociology.

    Current Mood: IT'S GETTING LIGHT
    Current Music: Touch You, Touch You - Hot Hot Heat
    Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
    2:14 pm
    I think my lack of motivation is actually a bit worrying. 3,000 words due for tomorrow, and so far haven't started / don't know what I'm doing. Ace. And the worst thing is, I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE. I hate sociology, it's despiseable (if that's even a word).

    Erm.... any other news? Not really, Tori's hideously annoying and if I get through next year without murdering her it'll be some mild form of miracle. Hales has gone to buy me Twiglets and cherry coke in some kind of work/reward idea. I might actually work if I have something nice to eat while I do...

    Then again I probably won't.

    I really want to go see Fall Out Boy, but I know everyone there will just annoy me. I could always go round slapping people with stupid hair cuts and too-tight-jeans and shout "NO!" in their faces.... It'll be like a care in the community project rather than a concert.

    Current Mood: annoyed
    Current Music: Rip It Up - Razorlight
    Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
    5:30 pm
    Pondering
    If I could have written any song ever I think it would have to be Dream A Little Dream of Me. Walk around town at midnight with that on full blast, it's practically orgasmic.

    Jac and Helen split up today. I feel quite bad, she actually cried... *wonkyface*

    Am rather bored and still not started essay. GO ME.

    Current Mood: thoughtful
    Current Music: The Rumour Mill - Young Knives
    Monday, December 12th, 2005
    11:00 am
    This intrigued me
    Ask a question anonymously you wouldn't necessarily ask in person, or would want others to know you're asking, to me. I'll answer it in another entry, and you'll have your answer without having to admit you wanted to know it. I promise to try to answer all questions, although I do not promise it will be in an unlocked post.

    I've forgotten how to do an LJ-cut.

    Anyway, I thought this was quite an interesting idea, but I don't reckon it'll work that well as only about three people (if that) read my LJ as it is, and let's face it, I'm not exactly an enigma am I?
    Anyway, ask a question and I shall answer it. Except for like, "What's the meaning of life?" Because I've told you before: I really don't know.

    Current Mood: bored
    Friday, June 10th, 2005
    12:52 pm
    THANK GOD
    LAST EXAM!!! Ok it went shit, but thank god it's over hey? I've never been so happy in my whole life. I just want to run round screaming. However, don't know how well that would go down with the corridor mates...
    WOOT!!!!!!!!
    Now have three weeks of nothingness ahead of me. I can't fucking wait.

    Current Mood: ecstatic
    Current Music: Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance
    Wednesday, June 8th, 2005
    12:47 pm
    Interview like
    1. If you could sum yourself up in a song lyric what would it be be?
    "Cigarettes and chocolate milk/
    These are just a couple of my cravings/
    Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger/
    A little bit thicker/
    A little bit harmful for me"

    2. If you had to sum me up in a song lyric what would it be?
    I'm so crap with stuff like this. I can never remember any lyrics! Um...
    "And they all get them out/
    For the boys in the band"

    3. What is you fave slash pairing?
    Michael Winner and Michael Winner as a woman

    4. What do you want to do when you 'grow up'?
    I wish I could be taller, but that ain't gonna happen, so I'll say music journalist.

    5. What is your room like?
    It is small. It is roughly squareish. It has a grotty sink in it which is too small. It has skanky curtains and carpet, and lots of lights, and all my crap in it. It is painted 'white' which is more like very pale pink, which gives the impression that you are in a womb.
    It's shit.
    Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
    1:45 am
    Death come quickly...
    1. Total Volume of Music Files on my PC? 5.92 GB apparently
    2. Last CD bought? A fecking Parva one I still haven't received. Bastard eBay!
    3. Last song i listened to before doing this? Answering Bell - Ryan Adams
    4. Song playing right now? La Cienega Just Smiled - Ryan Adams
    5. Five songs I listen to that mean a lot to me?
    The Karelia - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (Smiths cover)
    The Shins - New Slang
    Radiohead - Knives Out
    Blur - The Universal
    The Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want

    6. 5 Albums that I listen to that mean a lot to me?
    The Beatles - The White Album
    The Smiths - Hatful of Hollow
    Aqualung - Aqualung
    Radiohead - The Bends
    Rufus Wainwright - Poses

    7. Which 5 people are you passing this onto and why?

    albauk - She is charmingly lovely and a USAian (contradiction in terms, non? :D)
    suziehenderson - She is wonderfulness personified and Scottish
    josie_muse - She is fantabulous and made my badge fing
    idiot_guide - The Funniest Person I've Never Spoken To
    formicadinette - you strike me as super cool

    8. What does your LJ name mean? Yummy Fur song Plastic Cowboy. Me = girl (almost). Hence, the name was born! And now I fucking hate it!

    9. Explain you icon? Tis me. Fairly self explanatory really. I don't have a tache in real life though.

    10. Did you ever Lie about your age on the net? Nope, I never lie about shit like that. Except once when I was really drunk and told this guy I was 21. God knows why. I think I started calling him a twat after that. What was I thinking?!

    11. How many LJ mates do you have? Er... two maybe? Hence frantic scrabbling for mates to send it to? To be honest I prefer not having MILLIONS of people read my LJ. I'm a fucknut, let's face it.

    12. What's your current status? Single and loving it (spot the sarcasm)

    13. What you wearing now? Yellow jumper with white stripes, Franz t-shirt, jeans with white belt, converse.

    14. What is life to you? Not so hot at the moment. I'll say a constant, wonderful burden.

    15. Whats love to you? A construct of society that doesn't really exist. Haha! Just kidding! THE BEST FEELING IN THE WHOLE EVER!!!11!!! Ugh.

    16. What kinda people do you hate? The bad kind. All the usual.

    17. What makes you happy? Serotonin being released into the blood stream.

    18. Are you musically inclined? No. I can pretend to play guitar and bass. I can't even pretend to sing though. I wish I was.

    19. What if you awoke one morning and found out that the person you loved the most didnt exist, or was killed? OK if they didn't exist I'd be carting myself off to the funny farm. If they'd been killed I would HUNT THEIR KILLERS DOWN IN COLD BLOOD. Not really! I'd have a party!!! Seriously, what the fuck kind of question is that?

    20. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing what would it be? Becoming such a social retard and stopping trying at school. I guess it'd have to be one or the other though right? Er... stopping trying at school.

    21. If you were an animal for the day what would you be? A spider. I'd in the inside of the toilet roll and then jump out and scare the shit out of people when they were doing their business.

    22. Ever had a near death experience? Only a couple of lectures over the past year.

    23. Name one obvious personality quality you have? Self-deprecating arsehole (see what I did there? Ba-dum-dum tish)

    24. Name the song stuck in ur head at the mo? Nowt.

    25. Are you happy today? Not particularly

    26. Who will do this next? I'm guessing at Shani but I have no fecking clue
    Sunday, June 5th, 2005
    9:03 pm
    Stoled
    1. What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me?
    2. Go to http://images.google.com/ and search for that word.
    3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
    4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.
    7:01 pm
    WTF
    Josie made me this well ace signature thing, and now every fucker has got one! Darn it!

    Check this shiznit out, it's dope:
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    HOW COOL? Cheers teh Josie.
    12:45 pm
    Sometimes I feel like slapping someone
    AARGH!!!! I've come to vent in here because I just got told 'not to call people names' on FF.org, despite the fact this guy was being a homophobic bastard and deserved to be called one. Basically, the KC thread has had loads of people start posting on it in like the past... six hours. And one of them's this crono_somerandomnumber. Josie asked as a joke "Is Ricky gay? Are the band gay? Is Saturday Night about gay love?" coz, y'know, that's what everyone asks about Franz when they first come on FF.org. So this dick head goes "Are they gay?! That is so not a good start."

    Damn, stuff like that fucks me off!!! So, basically if a band was gay (not that KC are, I know, but this is hypothetical right?) you can't like them? Because, y'know, if you like listen to songs made my them dirty gay people you will become gay yourself!!!!!

    I called him a homophobic bastard (and even added 'Capiche' on the end to give myself some mafia style) and then got told "No name calling from either side". Bah!!!!

    End of rant.
    Saturday, June 4th, 2005
    7:47 pm
    Bored
    ...WHAT SONG/BAND...

    Reminds you of an ex-lover: Little Bitch - The Specials. Not really! Um... something by John Boring As Fuck Mayer
    Reminds you of your best friend: Mr Brightside - The Killers, or Is It Coz I'm Cool - Mousse T (coz that songs like 'about her innit'? Yeah she's an egomaniac but I love her)
    Makes you cry: Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Karelia
    Makes you laugh: Good Weekend - Art Brut ("I've seen her naked!!! TWICE!!!!")
    Reminds you of the one you once wanted: Gawd.... um something by NOFX.
    You wish you wrote: Anything, I'd kill to be musical
    You never want to hear again: I'll say the Axel F Crazy Frog one, coz even though it's soooo obvious, it keeps coming on my computer when I least expect it and scaring the shit out of me
    You want to get married to: The song/ band I want to marry? Erm... Can I marry Kaiser Chiefs please? :D
    You used to hate but now love: Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
    You like to wake up to: Mardy Bum - Arctic Monkeys. Crap title, fucking chooooon.
    You like out of your parent’s record collection: Complete Madness - Madness (kay that's an album)
    You love that you wouldn’t know about if it wasn’t for a friend: Que Onda Guero - Beck (I'm telling you, Suz's rocking)
    Makes you think of someone who died: Pass, I really don't know
    You sing in the shower: I don't sing in the shower coz I share my bathroom with about twenty people
    You sing when you’re alone: Anything and everything
    You love the video more than the tune: I don't really know... Can't think of one I'm afraid
    Reminds you of your first crush: Ooh the Spice Girls!!! Coz he reckoned he could get me to meet them. What a liar.
    You love which is from a movie: Mr Blue Sky - ELO - Eternal Sunshine
    Makes you think of the moon: That crappy Travis one with the line "And what's the moon / a big balloon" in it. They won an Ivor Novello for that....
    Makes you think of stars: Nothing, coz songs just don't do that
    Makes you think of the sun: Again...
    Makes you think of the night: Nope
    Makes you want to kiss someone: Hmm.... Something Radiohead-y
    Makes you think of sex: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away. That's the way it should be done!
    Makes you think of being alone: Alone Again Or - Love
    Has only been released recently but you love already: I don't keep up to date with these new-fangled 'Pepsi-Cola' charts

    Current Mood: bored
    Current Music: All On Black = Alkaline Trio
    7:44 pm
    40%
    start with 100% and subtract 5% for each thing you've done on the list. Repost the list with your percentage in the subject line, and see how bad your friends are ;) Then sign the list on the bottom with your percentages to compare : )

    1. smoked
    2. drank
    3. done drugs
    4. have fingered/been fingered
    5. given a handjob/gotten a handjob
    6. french kissed
    7. felt someone up/been felt up
    8. given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob
    9. licked out someone/been licked out
    10. had sex
    11. had a threesome
    12. given or taken it in the butt
    13. made a sex tape
    14. done any sexual act on a school campus
    15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk
    16. had sex/messed around in your room while your parents were home
    17. had sex/messed around in a public place or somewhere where there was at least one person present
    18. gotten caught having a party
    19. used sex toys
    20. snuck into someone's room/your own room after being out

    I am seriously too good!!!

    Current Mood: good
    Current Music: Call Me Up = Gang Of Four
    5:33 pm
    It's that time again: questionnaire time!
    You do know these are basically an excuse for me to smoke and avoid revision right?

    1. Your name spelled backwards?
    Arual. Sounds kinda Lord of the Rings-y
    2. Where were your parents born?
    Mum - Manchester
    Dad - Blackpool (and he's STILL living there now. What a fool!)
    3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
    Some VHS Or Beta song. I have to say, that is the most wannabe 80s retro name I've ever heard.
    4. What's your favorite restaurant?
    I don't go to restaurants (oh my god I just forgot how to spell restaurant).
    5. Last time you swam in a pool?
    A long long time ago. The bath is the nearest I've got to a swimming pool for... two years.
    6. Have you ever been in a school play?
    Yep, I was Mother Christmas one year, and a boy from the plague another... I was quite the drama queen.
    7. How many kids do you want?
    None!!!
    8. Type of music you dislike most?
    Happy happy hardcore
    9. Are you registered to vote?
    Yup
    10. Do you have cable?
    I don't have a TV for feck's sake, nevermind cable.
    11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
    Heh... um, the back of one, for about two seconds before I decided Chanelle wasn't a trustworthy driver.
    12. Ever prank call anybody?
    Yeah probably.
    13. Best friends?
    Jac, Beccy, James.
    14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
    Nein fraulein
    15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
    Belgium. That's as exciting as it gets kids.
    16. Do you have a garden?
    At home I do. Here I have a room and a view of a wall.
    17. What's your favorite comic strip?
    Garfield
    18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
    I dunno, yeah I think so, although I think it's the crappest National Anthem EVER.
    19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
    Shower, morning.
    20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was amaaaaazing (and Kate Winslet looked mighty fine!)
    21. Favorite pizza topping?
    Pepperoni
    22. Crisps or popcorn?
    Ooh crisps
    23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
    None. Lip gloss.
    24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
    Can you? Coz if you can, that might come in handy next time I run out of cigarettes... Apparently you can smoke wicker, which my Dad has tried. I'll have to ask him how that went...
    25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
    Haha!!!! With THIS face?
    26. Orange juice or apple?
    Apple juice
    27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with?
    Gawd.... er.... I dunno.
    28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
    I don't really car for chocolate.
    29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
    Last did I did what with the who now?
    30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
    Ages ago, when my Grandad was still alive.
    31. Have you ever won a trophy?
    I came second in a chess tournament and won one. The plaque on it was wonky..
    32. Are you a good cook?
    No
    33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
    *snort*
    34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
    Nope
    35. Sprite or 7-up?
    Er... seven up
    36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
    Yep!
    37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
    A lolly probably, I don't pay for my prescriptions
    38. Ever thrown up in public?
    Oh god, SO many times. Once on my hand outside a club.
    39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
    Millionaire, you can buy the 'love' afterwards.
    40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Nope
    41. Can exes be friends?
    Hmm, sometimes
    42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
    My grandad
    43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
    Yeah, shit loads! And it was BLACK. I was a goth baby.
    44. What message is on your voicemail?
    "This is the Virgin voicemail service..."
    46. What was the name of your first pet?
    A fish called My Little Pony.
    47. What's in your backpack?
    Nicorette gum! Loads of crap!
    48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
    Wouldn't you like to know?! Erm... brush my teeth
    49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
    Suzie, she is rocking.
    50. What do you think about most?
    Er.. heh... um. Inconsequential crap.

    Current Mood: cheerful
    Current Music: Once, A Glimpse - Maximo Park
    2:53 pm
    Six favourite songs EBER
    OK, six is hard but I'm sure I can do it:

    1. David Bowie - Life On Mars?
    2. ELO - Mr. Blue Sky
    3. The Beatles - Across the Universe / Free as a Bird
    4. The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again
    5. Radiohead - Karma Police / Knives Out / Paranoid Android
    6. Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (damn you Marilyn Manson!!!)

    OK, well they change all the time, but I figure no-one's going to shoot me if that's not an entirely accurate list.

    Current Mood: blank
    Current Music: Cake - I Will Survive
    Friday, June 3rd, 2005
    5:22 pm
    Strange
    I have an obsession with dreams and what they mean. I think they are fascinating, and strange and amazing. Anyway. I keep having dreams at the moment in which my mum is really pissed off with me. I had a very weird one on Monday and it actually scared me because it was very realistic and involved a lot of quite horrible imagery. I decided that I'm having these dreams because of my nearing exams, and I know that if I do badly the person who is going to be the most annoyed is going to be my mum. Last night I had a very vivid dream where I was in a barn and there was a huge spider which kept biting me. Someone else was there, I think it may have been Alex but I can't really remember. Anyway, even though this dream was very weird, I was happy I wasn't dreaming about my mum anymore as it was worrying me (I began thinking it might be a prophecy of me failing). I decided to look up what it meant, and this is what it said:

    "To dream that you are bitten by a spider, represents a conflict with your mother or some dominant female figure in your life."

    See things like this freak me out. Like the time me and my mum had the same dream as each other days apart, and the fact I have recurring dreams about zombies (no I'm not mental.)

    Current Mood: nervous
    Current Music: Recurring Motifs in Historical Flirtings-Say Hi To Your Mom
    3:47 pm
    Oh my good god
    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/collegeflunkieacidjunkie/Cantquitebelieveit.jpg

    This photo is quite amazing.
    *phew*

    Current Mood: In awe
    Current Music: Soulwax - E-Talking
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