I'm bored,so sue me
1. What was your favourite subject at school?
Art I guess. I loved media at college though.
2. Who is the most famous person that you have ever met?
Ricky Wilson? The Scissor Sisters? Neither of them are that famous reeeeally.
3. What do you have in your bag?
Everything. Ever. Erm.... notepad, pens, lipgloss and various other make up, mp3 player, cigarettes, wallet, phone, keys, hair stuff, paracetamol usually, sometimes books, diary... Donna always says I have too much stuff in my bag.
4. Who did you get your LJ invite code from?
What's that now?
5. What was the name of your first teacher?
Mrs Sherlock. She was a biatch.
6. What was the first single you ever bought?
I think the first single I ever owned was Don't Worry by Kim Appleby. Can't remember what the first one I ever bought was though...
7. Can you dance?
Yes. I am an awesome dancer, seriously.
8. Have you ever been in a band?
If you can call any sort of endeavor that had a name and record cover and no songs a band then yeah.
9. Who is the noisiest person you know?
Gemma, but I love her, she's my favourite.
10. Who was the last person you defriended?
No-one, that's horrible.
11. What is your favourite word today?
Cinnamon. I'm sure I had a dream about someone calling something completely random cinnamon. Hmm.
12. Who was the first person you ever friended?
Erm... I dunno.
13. What were you wearing yesterday?
Jeans I wear every day, a black t-shirt I have slept in and worn for too long by far, Vans, hoodie.
14. What is your favourite perfume?
Red Diesel. It's well cheap an' all.
15. What is your favourite NIN song?
Erm.... that one with the video with the pig heads.
16. Have you any allergies?
17. What is your favourite band?
The Smiths or The Beatles.
18. If you could go back in time - which period would you go back to?
The Nineties or the seventies.
19. How do you get on with your ex?
20. Describe yourself in five words.
Tiny Insecure Slightly Overweight Person.
21. What is your favourite pub?
The Duke haha.
22. Who did you last kiss?
23. Describe the person you got this questionnaire from in five words.
Very Funny Singy Type Person.
24. What is your favourite poem?
I don't do poems really... Erm. Yeah, I don't do poems.
25. What was the last thing you said on Instant Messenger?
26. Quote a film.
"If Butch goes to Indo-China I want two niggers waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass". Oh Pulp Fiction I love thee. I do not condone use of the N-word however.
27. What are you really excited about right now?
Going out tonight, new Fall Out Boy album coz I suck balls. Moving in with Don properly.
28. Write a line of bad goth poetry.
I like the colour black,
Because it's nice and dark,
I like to spit at townies,
When walking through the park.
29. Bill Bailey or Dylan Moran?
I find myself to be more like Dylan Moran in that I am an anti-social bastard, however Bill Bailey is funnier.
30. What was your worst ever job?
Sea Life Centre greeter / annoying person. Fucking hell on earth.
31. What is your favourite tube station?
32. Name your favourite Sisters Of Mercy song.
33. What was the last thing you bought at Lush?
Some stuff for Donna's mum. Never bought anything from there before, I find spending more than a quid on soap morally wrong.
34. What is your most embarrassing nickname?
I'mnot embarrassed by any of my nicknames. I have earnt them, like a samurai.
35. What is your favourite smell?
Napalm in the morning.
36. What is your favourite book?
Catcher in the Rye because I am highly predictable.
37. What do you order at Wagamama?
Never been. I find stuff like that so...meh.
38. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Saw III ages ago.
39. Do you dye your hair?
Yeah, i've forgotten what colour it is.
40. Have you ever been proposed to?
I had an imaginary wedding to my science teacher.
41. Which Simpsons character do you most identify with?
42. Write something in Latin.
Enis temblem. Roughly translated being WTF LOL.
43. What is your favourite drink?
Gin yes oh gin.
44. Who is the funniest person on your friends list?
45. What country do you come from?
46. Who was the last LJ user that you met for the first time?
Shani and Meredith.
47. What did you want to be when you grew up?
48. Open the nearest book and write the first line that catches your eye.
"Admit it Scott - you'd give it all away to look like a Chippendale dancer - for even ten minutes"
49. What track is playing on iTunes right now?
Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying - Fall out Boy.
50. Describe your default user icon.